What's your Food-fession?

Do you order takeout and fake-out your guests? Did you steal someone's family recipe and pass it off as your own? Do you serve your spouse store-bought food while they think you've been cooking from scratch all day? Have you committed a cooking crime and are ready to confess? We want to hear some funny, or outright shocking stories you have involving food, so if you think it's time to come clean, write in below!